The glamour of parenting

It’s midnight and I’m currently laid in bed with yesterday’s makeup on and baby sick in my hair. My little boy decided to vomit all over us both and my hair didn’t escape.. you’d think a bright idea would be a shower. Not for me! I’m not doing anything noisy enough to wake the kid up who’s poorly. This means I’m going to bed smelling of sick and with it stuck in my hair, best part is I don’t even care anymore. I’m not a glamorous mum, getting out of my pyjamas is usually my best achievement!!

Where’s my sex drive?!

Now this may sound like a silly post for a single mum. Believe me I feel silly thinking about it..

I’m definitely not getting any action. I haven’t had sex since October 2015, this isn’t just a dry spell it’s more Sahara desert. I was about 3 months pregnant when  I last had sex and my son is now nearly 11 months old. I’ve always had a very high sex drive, I used to be like a dog on heat every day! Since having my son I’ve spoke to a few guys I’ve met, I’m wanting a relationship again now. I understand my son is still young but I’m ready for the dating world. I was also still feeling frisky and up for it if the opportunity presented itself! For the past month though I have realised that my sex drive has plummeted, I think about having sex again and I just don’t care .. I think I’d rather sleep than get jiggy. I don’t know if it’s because of how long I’ve gone without or if this is normal when you have kids?! To be crude now ladies.. even the “self service” side of things has dwindled, I haven’t even bothered in a while. It’s bad enough feeling like a born again virgin never mind not even being interested in sex. 

All you ladies getting laid.. I envy you. Not only is sex a long way off I think but I don’t even think I’d be bothered if Ryan Gosling climbed into my bed. 

SOMEONE please tell me this will change again?! 

Growing to fast!

So.. in the past 3 days my son has decided it’s now time to start pulling himself up on things. This is great but I’m ready to have a heart attack when he starts wobbling.. twice today he’s fell and bumped his head! Excuse me while I go dye my hair.. my child is sending me grey!!